It is nearly 400 A.D., and the world is ending for the classical European empire. In Total War: Attila, you can play as the Hunnic hordes, one of the various Germanic tribes, the entrenched Persians, or the Romans if you’re a masochist split between your Eastern and Western halves.
Blow those horns, you barbarian bastards! I am sacking the center of European civilization after all. It’s kind of annoying really, these vuvuzela m’fers blowing wind all through my dramatic victory on the fields north of Constantinopolis.